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Wednesday, April 27, 2011


Obviously its Wednesday. It is also Secretary Day and my 5 year anniversary at work. It is also the day I clean and renew the office building I work in.
So my daughter was cleaning a bathroom across the street and found a porn rag called Coco or something like that. It was positively sticky with human DNA. EWWWWW
Also, I took a bunch of change collected from the bottom of random trucks in the yard and poured Coke all over them.
Yep, it ate off the grime and grease in about an hour.
Experimentation at work.
Some good.
Some bad.
Some tedious. (cleaning)
I threw the magazine away and sent out a notice from HR about sexually explicit content at the workplace.
Yes, I am the HR person, the secretary, payroll, accounts receivable, billing, and the janitor.
Welcome to the new millennium.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

This is my new blog?

OK this must be the part where you forget you forgot or something.
I don't remember creating this blog... but there you are.
Maybe next year I can hide my own Easter Eggs!